Well, here's a new journal entry. So let's begin.
I've made no secret of why I'm on DA. I'm here because we're only allowed to view "mature" art if we're logged on. So I got an account and here we are. Now, I never really had any ambitions of posting art on here. I have a little bit of stuff that I could put in scraps and my scanner seems to have finally been cured so there's nothing stopping me other than my own laziness.
It's around this time that I start to actually use some of the features on this site. See, I naively assumed that posting art was the whole point of this operation, but now I have seen the light. I have seen some shit. I have seen the corruption and the hatred and the infantile cruelty and corporate indifference and I want to be a part of it!
Up till now I've been content to favourite homoerotic fanart and leave comments along the lines of "It's nice, but she/he's a little overdressed" (of course I feel this way about most depictions of the human form). But now I'm going to be proactive! My goal is to immerse myself in the filth infecting the soul of this oneline community!
So here's how it'll work; first I'll post a stick figure. Stay with me here. Then I'll scan a black and white photograph and digitally add bright crimson blood! Now the photo (better start calling it "foto") must reguire female nudity. The site is still run by males using only one of their hands on the keyboard at any one time so female nudity is a must. Now in a perfect world I could make some blood tears or something like that and then I'd be off to a good start but I have to be honest here; even though I have passable photo manipulation skillz (notice I replaces the "s" with a "z") I currently lack the appropriate software and am to lazy, impoverished, and non-technical to change that. So I'll just use Paint or something like that. Maybe it'll be a blessing in disguise. After all, I could claim the sloppiness is intentional and part of my post-modern take on art-nouveau or whatever it is you kids are doing these days!

Well, that entry was certainly liberating! At this rate I'll have art up in a month!
Until next time children.